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Sunday, 19 February 2017

How To Shoplift

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How To make Love To a Woman

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How To Use Reddit To Gain More Youtube Views

It is still a bit of a mystery,  on  why many posts get deleted.
Posting on a trending topic,  in the right subreddit still gets you deleted or banned because the mods are sick of hearing about ( insert topic here )

To do :

1)   Start your own subreddit where can post  just to check that you are not shadowbanned

2)  Have a backup reddit a/c that is more than a week old in case you are shadowbanned.

3)  Only post in any subreddit once,  and then  move along !

4) Some subreddits allow youtube video ,  and some do not.  Go to the Reddit front page and search  from  there.

How To Be Anonymous On FaceBook

How good are you at forgery ?

1) You will need to know how to copy and paste
2) Have a Wacom or a similar tablet with a pen
3) A good jpg of a driver's licence that is not your own

- Facebook only check names and birthdates.  They  don't check  photos or anything else.

-  It is not considered illegal  to lie to FaceBook

Saturday, 18 February 2017

How To Film In Abandoned Places

1) Go to places that there are no people (  the people might just not be there at that time )

2) Play horror music in the soundtrack

3) If you are filming in real abandoned places, try not to touch anything

I WAS THERE !








Friday, 17 February 2017

How To Summon The Double Rainbow Guy to your YouTube Channel

Put 'Double Rainbow' in your title and he will find  you!







The double rainbow might be summoning  you...

Update: Rip double rainbow guy, it was nice talking to you when you were around.

NFKRZ   can  also   be summoned (in a different way),  but he is  a bit unpleasant to deal  with, and I wouldn't recommend it.

Monday, 13 February 2017

How To Play The Drums like me


  • You can't play the drums like me because you are not me
  • Buy 2 drum sticks size 5B ( When  you start you will want heavy sticks for the first year ) Hickory wood with nylon tips are best.
  • Go to drum music lessons from a Fat Old Alcoholic that lives near  you
  • Start to wonder if he will ever stop talking about how he was once famous and teach you some drum music
  • Teach yourself with books and music



How To Escape From Killer Bees

1)  You have to notice that you are under attack from a swarm of Africanized Killer Bees



2) Run away quickly ! do not stop to help other people.  It is pointless to try and help the disabled, the elderly or small children. Save yourself.

3)Protect your face as you run. Use your shirt or your hands.

4)Shout out loudly as you run ' NOT THE BEES,  NOT THE BEES !! '

5) Do not get into water. Killer Bees will wait until you come up for air.

6) Run into a building for shelter-  remove any stingers by scraping them out with the back of a kitchen knife.





The Bee Movie^

Before you watch  this video , you must know that it is not about escaping from Killer Bees


Thursday, 9 February 2017

How To be a Good Person On YouTube

I  am  a good person

1)  Don't Post any Porn on YouTube

I am a good person

2) Don't bully anyone on YouTube

I am a good person

3) Don't post a persons email or contact information  on Youtube
   
I  am a good person

4)  Don't Kill anyone you don't have to.

5) Say  over and over again  " I  Am A Good person"