- You can't play the drums like me because you are not me
- Buy 2 drum sticks size 5B ( When you start you will want heavy sticks for the first year ) Hickory wood with nylon tips are best.
- Go to drum music lessons from a Fat Old Alcoholic that lives near you
- Start to wonder if he will ever stop talking about how he was once famous and teach you some drum music
- Teach yourself with books and music
