How To Get 100 Plus Views On Any Video

Rusty the talking fish explains everything you need to know  to get more  youtube video views

How To have Success On YouTube

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How To Get More Bang From Twitter

Rusty the Perch fish gives us  his tips and tricks for twitter.

This was Rusty's final  message to the world.

How To be a Good Person On YouTube

You want to be a good person.

Rusty the Perch fish explains.

How To Use Reddit To Share Videos

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How To Add a dark Mod On YouTube

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How To Shoplift

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How To make Love To a Woman

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How To Use Reddit To Gain More Youtube Views

It is still a bit of a mystery,  on  why many posts get deleted.
Posting on a trending topic,  in the right subreddit still gets you deleted or banned because the mods are sick of hearing about ( insert topic here )

To do :

1)   Start your own subreddit where can post  just to check that you are not shadowbanned

2)  Have a backup reddit a/c that is more than a week old in case you are shadowbanned.

3)  Only post in any subreddit once,  and then  move along !

4) Some subreddits allow youtube video ,  and some do not.  Go to the Reddit front page and search  from  there.

How To Be Anonymous On FaceBook

How good are you at forgery ?

1) You will need to know how to copy and paste
2) Have a Wacom or a similar tablet with a pen
3) A good jpg of a driver's licence that is not your own

- Facebook only check names and birthdates.  They  don't check  photos or anything else.

-  It is not considered illegal  to lie to FaceBook

How To Film In Abandoned Places

1) Go to places that there are no people (  the people might just not be there at that time )

2) Play horror music in the soundtrack

3) If you are filming in real abandoned places, try not to touch anything

I WAS THERE !

How To Summon The Double Rainbow Guy to your YouTube Channel

Put 'Double Rainbow' in your title and he will find  you!

The double rainbow might be summoning  you...

Update: Rip double rainbow guy, it was nice talking to you when you were around.

NFKRZ   can  also   be summoned (in a different way),  but he is  a bit unpleasant to deal  with, and I wouldn't recommend it.

How To Play The Drums like me

• You can't play the drums like me because you are not me
• Buy 2 drum sticks size 5B ( When  you start you will want heavy sticks for the first year ) Hickory wood with nylon tips are best.
• Go to drum music lessons from a Fat Old Alcoholic that lives near  you
• Start to wonder if he will ever stop talking about how he was once famous and teach you some drum music
• Teach yourself with books and music

How To Escape From Killer Bees

1)  You have to notice that you are under attack from a swarm of Africanized Killer Bees

2) Run away quickly ! do not stop to help other people.  It is pointless to try and help the disabled, the elderly or small children. Save yourself.

3)Protect your face as you run. Use your shirt or your hands.

4)Shout out loudly as you run ' NOT THE BEES,  NOT THE BEES !! '

5) Do not get into water. Killer Bees will wait until you come up for air.

6) Run into a building for shelter-  remove any stingers by scraping them out with the back of a kitchen knife.

The Bee Movie^

Before you watch  this video , you must know that it is not about escaping from Killer Bees

How To be a Good Person On YouTube

I  am  a good person

1)  Don't Post any Porn on YouTube

I am a good person

2) Don't bully anyone on YouTube

I am a good person

3) Don't post a persons email or contact information  on Youtube
   
I  am a good person

4)  Don't Kill anyone you don't have to.

5) Say  over and over again  " I  Am A Good person"

How To NOT Be Selected For Jury Duty

When  you are called there is a good chance of not being selected
What  has worked for me is smiling when I  go up for selection, and not getting picked.
I  don't know why  it is so . Do the  lawyers just hate happy people ?

Also if you  have a criminal record, then you will not be summoned for selection.