How To Play The Drums like me

• You can't play the drums like me because you are not me
• Buy 2 drum sticks size 5B ( When  you start you will want heavy sticks for the first year ) Hickory wood with nylon tips are best.
• Go to drum music lessons from a Fat Old Alcoholic that lives near  you
• Start to wonder if he will ever stop talking about how he was once famous and teach you some drum music
• Teach yourself with books and music